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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later
With the new FIDE regulations, it presupposes that men have a biological advantage in chess.
Me with my 600 elo:
Can someone explain this?
- The FIDE is an organization that organizes chess tournaments across the world and keeps track of every players skill level using a system called ELO
- The FIDE runs tournaments exclusively for women as a way to encourage women to play chess competitively as professional players are disproportionately men
- The FIDE decided to be shitty to trans women by all but banning them from playing in the women's tournaments
- An ELO of 1000 is average. An ELO of 600 is significantly below average
- The joke here is that the FIDE thinks that somehow being assigned male at birth makes you inherently better at chess and yet the poster is still really bad at it
TLDR the FIDE sucks ass
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